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Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.
someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety
"Yo apple, help me do homework"
*does hand signs*
that's me, u #########
theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple
It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck
This apple is really apple-like.
You should know what a fucking apple is.
Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."
A company mainly founded by steve jobs .
they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10
Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here