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Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.
Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home
Me: That’s Paul for ya
Paul is a really unfriendly and weird guy. He is very bad at grammar and if he likes you, he gets unbelievably annoying. If you see a Paul, you think he‘s attractive at first but after some time you get to see his real and ugly side. Even though he seems like the nice guy next door, HE IS NOT!! He will drive you crazy (not in a good way) and you‘ll never move on!! Sometimes he talks bad about you and the only positive thing about him is his looks... He is stupid, childish , and the most disgusting guy ever! Stay the f away from him!!!
Person 1: Wow! This person is DISGUSTING
Person 2: Of course! His name is Paul
The guy who didn’t like musicals
Person 1: Who this Paul?
Person2: The guy who didn't like musicals
He is the most hottest guy you will meet and he is tall and has a beautiful personality he also once you meet him u will fall in love also he is good at football and wrestling and he will make you smile and laugh also he doesn't show feelings that easy but one day he will feel comfortable to tell you also a cute nick name for Paul is Pablito cause it adorable even if it don't fit in.💙💜💚❤
Paul is a name
A sexy legend with a huge dick, he gets all of the bitches and all the guys are hella mad they ain't like him. When i mention huge dick i mean like miles long!
Guy: Omg he is so sexy.
Guy 2: He must be a Paul!
Paul is the most wanted person in Europe for rapping 30 people who all 25 of them all got pregnant but the other five just feels wired. I had a Paul in my class but got expelled because he had sex in the class and at lunch rapped are english teacher and now she is pregnet and the father is one of her students.