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Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 26, 2022


pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

by Veuxdeux June 27, 2023


champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 September 16, 2015


Wrong way around shoulder ride

A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.

It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry

I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)

by ganjamannn June 28, 2022


oh my ride

1) Cool.
2) Oh my gosh.
3) Interesting
4) Dido.

"Oh my ride!"

by ohmyride April 28, 2009


Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 09, 2020


steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019