When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer
Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams
Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now
When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.
He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!
When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.
Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.
A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.
It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry
I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)
To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!