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Summer is a snake. Don’t be going around picking lads over your best mate boo x
When 3 dudes in intercourse get their penises stuck and or tangled
Mays Dallas and Rj got had an unfortunate snake snare
Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.
I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.
Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.
Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.
When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.
When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.