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April 31st

National match pink clothes with a person you love day!

It’s going to be April 31st, do you have any pink clothes we can match with?

by MatchingLovers123 May 01, 2024


My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.

I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.

by Right and just July 19, 2022


27 April

27 April
national have sex day!!

boy- can we do it?
girl- im not sure..
boy- but you have to its 27 April!
girl- okeyy fine

by urban publish April 24, 2024


April Fools Extended

The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.

Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended

by PeanutJam91 February 23, 2023


12th april

national agri lad day

‘how you feeling today agri lad?’
‘i’m feeling amazing as it is the 12th april and national agri day’

by maisiegilbert April 11, 2022


12th april

Today is Stan bts day go to a non army or army and say stan bts
This also includes bullying people with bully army

Person 1: what day is it today
Person 2: it’s 12th april
Person 1: ahhh is Stan bts day

by Bts_has_tiddies July 26, 2021


April 20th

be greatful for yo bestie day

ayo, its april 20th today, imma be grateful for mah bestie today

by loganblake April 20, 2021