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A dashing, intellegent, well mannered and quite handsome guy with a love of books, video games. Agris' are ussually found staying further away from the center of the room but always is the life of the party as their aura attracts every gal in the city.
Girl1: Omg im so wet right now and i dont even know why!
Girl2: Same wtf
Agris: Hello there ladies
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This term was invented when Agri owain stepped on this earth since then all other farmers fear him and his John Deere 6910(s)
Dew, your an Agri mon, well I never
Abbreviation for "agriculture", popular among hipster farmers of the Appalachian Valley.
Hey Phil, you doing a kale crop this weekend?
Yeah bro, come over, everyone will be there. Dope agri and some local beer!
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Male 16-24
Who wears polo shirts with Coller up
Dealer boots
Goes agricultural college and drives a fiesta with a CB arieal
That’ car is Agri Spec
Look he’s agri spec
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Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.
Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.
Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.
Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.
From Coffee and TV:
"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"
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The fittest lads going😍 never replies snaps, loves tractors more than you, someone to cab slag with, field dates, late nights watching the sunset at silage season and are just the best people in the world!
Townie boy “ wanna date?” Me: “ no I only like agri lads.”
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A girl who thinks she’s a farmer because she wears fairfax and favour and sleeps with any one who drives a tractor… even contractors from Harper adams
Oh have you seen Amy’s recent insta post what an agri slag