Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.
John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"
Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."
John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."
Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)
s. ass gadget
p. ass gadgets
(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)
~middle of blunt~
josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.
andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.
Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.
"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."
when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning
I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass
Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.
Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.
When a person types random ass words into social media platforms
Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?