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Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 28, 2020


ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019


ass gadget

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

by fantasyclique October 20, 2019


Ass Cannoli

Someone extremely self-involved; very selfish person.

"I was just cut-off by a BMW! What an ass Cannoli."

by Schmutz April 13, 2016


Alcohol Ass

when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning

I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass

by CaroBLIT October 2, 2017


ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

by DJ*PG October 15, 2011


ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 7, 2018