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A video of a cat getting stomped on 3 girls. They kept stomping on the cats body, when it died the girls was still stomping on the body to flatten out the organs.
Hey did you watch the 3 Girls 1 Cat Video?
Person: Yes it was so sad.
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Name given to a time and place when you have no f'ing idea when and where you are. Usually used when you wake up after passing out and don't know what time it is or where you are. May also be used when your so high you lose track of time and everything and everyone around you feels simulated.
drunk high
Hey dude, wake up!
Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?
1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!
drunk high
Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
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When something incredibly embarrassing or exciting happens this will be shouted.
Used mostly in the "Call of Duty" series
Person 1:Dude that kid just got hit by a train!!!!!
Person 2:HOLY SHIT 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE
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A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
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its a scale that judges how attractive a girl is based in curve, size, personality and looks. there is a scale for each of those elements.
Adam: damn dat gurl has a 11 sized curve!
Eve: say what?
Adam: oh its the 1 to 10 Female Scale
Adam: (oh sh*t she about to get nasty!)
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No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.
βDude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dudeβ
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