Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.

I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Father’s Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Bro, i’m so hungover from last night and i have the DADS.

I’ve been on the toilet all day, i think i have the DADS from last night.

dad

he left when u were 4 its ok

my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok

dad

idk he left

why did dad leave

Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad😍😍😍😂😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘🔥❤️😍🔥🔥❤️❤️🔥⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️💦💦💦👎🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾☠️☠️☠️"

Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less

Dad

Something you don't have sadly :(

Hey bro how about hop on CODW.
No shut up it's a @$% $#% game, bro it's for fatherless people. ( i'm just joking )
What's fatherless?
It's what you are 💀

Dad means a parent in which you haven't seen for the year or more you have lived.