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Thick orange girls with skin that changed color because they only eat that snack
Yo you see all these girls who eat carrots recently?
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Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.
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This sentence is usually from a video of someone’s art, where the people commenting will go “i wanna eat your art” or “your art looks scrumptious”, which is another way of saying “your art looks good” or “your art looks so skrunkly”.
Now this is positive be very happy if someone says this to you! :)
“Hey look at my art”(person 1)
“I wanna eat your art” (person 2)
“😰..TYSM!!” (person 1)
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Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
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April 20th is National Eat Ass Day!
Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day?
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A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.
Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”
A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.
Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.
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