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When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.
“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”
The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.
The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
A spectacle at any Asian Bukakke.
Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.
How was Chang’s fuck fest?
Ooh Wang Wang got wet spring roll!!
Ooooohhh hehehehehe أ‿أ （＾ｖ＾）
When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"
"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
A wet willy with shit on your finger instead of saliva.
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A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.
Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.
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