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"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"
Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"
Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
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A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.
He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.
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A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.
Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.
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When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
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gay sex porn is good must watch and your mom has a dick
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why the fuck are you searching this up
i Like to watch chicken nugget porn
I still dont understand why u searched this up
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Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
Umpa Lumpa porn is the stuff that adele watches!
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