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When a woman is down on her knees (as if she's praying;) then the man above her shoots his load on her face.
While the woman was on her knees praying she received a shot from God...
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During intercourse, the male pulls out, does a 720, shoves a sex toy into the females vagina, and then cums on her face.
Honey, I want to try a 720 banana shot tonight.
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a compliment! said to someone who is good at something! someone thats good at basketball, some one thats good at picking up girls! someone thats good at something! originated while i was playing basketball! everyone said i sucked, then i got like 10 in a row in and someone in the crowed yelled, "YO YOU GOTS SHOTS!"
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A drinking game first played on the Titanic. One guy and three girls pour shots of cheap vodka (minimum of 3). Everyone takes shots, and after shots are consumed, the guy take a swig from the bottle. Then the guy picks a girl to make out with. Repeat if desired.
Hey ladies, you want to play My Heart Will Take Shots?
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A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.
Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?
No, he's a trauma patient.
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In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.
With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
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