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Ryan J is an epic UK YouTuber known for making shite videos. He Is part of a group channel called "Me And The Boys." All the members (including him) are nonces. He does have a massive cock though.
Your Friend - "Did You See The New Ryan J Video?"
You - "Ew No! Why Would I Watch That Nonce?"
Jacked, hangs out with the chillest dudes, wears the freshest clothes, eats at the best restaurants, gets all the ladies.
I would fuck Ryan Miller. HARD. Almost as hot as Luigi
He is the biggest fuck boy in the world. His eyebrows acted like trumps wall back in 2016, btw his eyebrows are posers. He has nine black kitty cats and 4 dildos with boxes on top of boxes full of extra small condoms. He is dating his Mom and is having a threesome with his dad. He goes to Smith School in Ramsey and is gay.
they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth
ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self
A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.
This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”
A man of absolute knowledge and he loves to build robots with Ryan Clark and his CEO Moss Man in their company called Ryan Industries with Jamie his crew that have o clue what they are doing
turning everyone into robots so they can conquer the world because of Ryan Clark