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When a guy cums in a girls ear then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red and white mix
" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "
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The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
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To do a great job in making the food dish.
My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.
Eating out a pussy then popping the cherry.
Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?
Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.
Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.
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Anal sex in an airplane bathroom.
Sir, our first class passengers have the choice of chicken, fish, or a mile high mud pie?
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Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.
You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!
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