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To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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bro are you a Grilled cheese obama sandwich because i'd smash bro!
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When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.
Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.
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When the penis is placed between the breasts and instead of the woman clenching the breasts together, she creates a wormhole tunnel with her hand for the penis creating a sandwich between chest and hand to navigate through back an forth.
"Can I get a hot dog sandwich, heavy on the mayonnaise please?"
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double penetration of a woman with two guys in between her !
brenda had a hot beef sandwich last night with carl and dave!
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When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!
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A "red white and blue sandwich" is another name for the fabulously refreshing alcoholic beverage otherwise known as Bud Light. The term was originated by some of the greatest fishermen in the world while vacationing in the Everglades (Chokoloskee). Bud Light gets this nickname from the colors of its can/bottle. Always showing its American pride!
Mike: "Wow I'm really thirsty, what do we have in the cooler Tommy?"
Tommy: "Plenty of red white and blue sandwiches, here you go"
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