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is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
A syndrome when u get addicted to Porn and want to be a pornstar
I have XXX syndrome. I’m a pornstar because I have XXX syndrome.
When you can eat as much as you want and you stay really skinny
He has silver syndrome.
NEB Syndrome, or NEBs for short, is Not Enough Brandon Syndrome.
Victoria was sad because she was suffering from NEB Syndrome, after she didn’t spend enough time with Brandon.
When an obese person plays the same easy levels in the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" repeatedly and claims it as exercise.
"I weigh 300 pounds but ever since I started working out playing DDR I feel healthier than ever!"
"Nice, what did you play?"
"The 6's and the 7's I've been playing for months but for a whole hour straight."
"O...k?"
"Yeah I'm so tired Im going to go get some McDonalds."
"Sounds like you have DDR Syndrome."
FF SYNDROME; FF syndrome is made up of a furman and bullcrap. It is a combination in equal parts. Bullcrap can exist without a furman but a furman cannot exist without.;
Definition; A state in witch someone bitches in an over extreme manner. Goes overboard regardless of anyones feeling.
(Phrase) Did someone piss in her Cheerios or does she have FF Syndrome!
In a failed relationship/friendship: It is when a guy gives a woman a guilt trip for his malicious doings. Someone with Sadboi Syndrome manipulates people and always try to turn things around and act like they are the victim. Especially when exposed, they tend to act like they're suicidal to put a stop on women sharing their horrible experiences with them. The things that these guys do include cheating, manipulating, sexual harrassment and even rape.
Trigger warning:
Girl: He used me and cheated on me! I cannot allow this! This has to come out!
Friend: Go friend! Let everyone know! You do not deserve these things he had done to you!
Girl: He even had the guts to say he's done with his life and that he wants to die!
Friend: What an asshole, he definitely has Sadboi Syndrome!