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Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.
Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"
Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.
Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
1. A name of many children.
2. The name of the cat on Tom & Jerry.
A name for a man with long greasy hair and smelly breath who likes to express his political desires
Omg, I wish he’d brush his teeth, he’s such a tom.
Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
A being with an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Also known as arrogant.
I don't want him in my house he's Tom.
tom is the gay boy in the back of the room usually emo and likes to such balls and dick