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International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.
I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.
1. (noun) A person so whimsically classy, they insist on dining at particular Taco Bell locations and refuse to eat any other Taco Bells.
Person A: I'm constipated. Let's go to the Taco Bell in MexicoTown so's I can loosen up.
Taco Bell Snob: Damn son, that Taco Bell sucks, their hot sauce packets are too spicy. Let's go to that other next to the hospital.
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A woman tea bagging someone with their vagina.
Man! your mom and i were play fighting and i got a "taco to the face"!
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A side view of a women's wet pussy while inhaling.
She and her tuna taco sure does stimulate my appetite.
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When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person
"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!
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The enormous shit you take 5-6 hours after eating Taco Bell or the shit you take the morning after eating Taco Bell. There may or may not be birthing pains.
Zach ate a whole bunch of Taco Bell last night and gave birth to a Taco Bell baby this morning.
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When a human eats a Taco Deluxe Supreme from a Taco establishment and feels the bowel aftermath hours later.
Hey Buddy! I got a Taco Deluxe Supreme talking back at me... I'm gonna be a while. Do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace!
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