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A random sentence that a douchebag says.
“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”
When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
When you post on social media and everyone wants to chime in that you’re wrong!
I took a HARD 180 on that because I realized the people commenting were ignorant!
That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
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Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.
Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.
Also known as Calculus is like cement on your teeth. Sharp objects are used to remove it, WITHOUT anesthesia.
Patient: What do I have in my teeth?
Doc: Afraid to say... it Calculus also know as hard plaque, is very dangerous.
Patient : Can you remove it ?
Doc: Sure!