got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

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Bird's Eye Beauty

The phenomenon whereby a woman becomes more beautiful when seen from the top position in missionary sex. It might be from lust, or perhaps it's just gravity smoothing her face.

When she closed her eyes and moaned, bird's eye beauty kicked in and propelled me over the top.

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Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".

Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

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bird you up

Where you want to make a girl your partner (girlfriend/wife)

I wanna bird you up

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Reverse bird feeder

An awkward position used by a male person to orally satisfy himself sexually.

A position a man puts himself into, to be able to perform self felatio. A method where by the person backs his legs and back against a wall or other vertical object to enable a rolling of the hips downward to be suspended above ones head. Thus allowing the penis to be dropped into the mouth for felatio self satisfaction. Visually this could resemble a bid feeder used backward, hence the term "Reverse bird feeder".

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a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

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The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

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