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Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.
I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!
You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap
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Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.
A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".
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to be in somebodys business
Stop being all up in my shit
Teachers are always all up in your shit
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The ending is all that matters
The journey to the end might have been tough but all that is overlooked once a desirable end is achieved
Training everyday took its toll on his knee but alls well that ends well
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A state of being. When you are ugly, annoying, and want attention you classify as a "Look at all the little horsies". So then you proclaim this to the world.
I was bored and wanted attention so I proclaimed, "Look at all the little horsies". It ended up working!
The law of physics that says a bee shouldn’t be able to fly
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.
My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.