Someone from the trenches that gets all the girls
Person 1: Hey, look at that hood rat getting all the bitches
Person 2: Yea, he's a Trench Monster
A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey
Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out
Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.
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Fearing only Your Imagination !!!! and Someone You Dislike
Your inly person you have to fear is me monster!!!
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A shitty slugfest of uninterupptable cutscenes, lizard tails, big meals and sad feels. Grindy as fuck, no fun, very anime. 0/10
Austin, can we play monster hunter world and then after I'll sniff your chair sweat? Please separate notice meeeeeee uwu
Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster
Person 2: Only in ohio
The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.