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A typical Wisconsin woman (usually fat, ugly, ignorant, and dressed in a tent like outfit).
That queen of the Friday night fish fry needs to get out and see how the rest of the world lives.
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A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight
Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?
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when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.
Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
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a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
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A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
Two guys come out of a pub:
1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"
2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."
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When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.
A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.
The school sent the note home to be proactive.
It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"
Anal with an oral finish! ATM
FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!
I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.
Frank Sinatra