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chastity irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual will have sex with someone, regardless of whether or not they are willing to refrain from having sex until they get married

Dan wants to hookup Penelope, regardless of whether she wants to have sex before marriage or wait until they get married. He has a chastity irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 October 14, 2021


Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!

I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!

by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022


Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!

I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!

by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022


sexual bases

1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex

Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 05, 2021


sexual buckaroo

When you are having sex from behind, and you say the wrong name, and hold on as long as possible

Played sexual buckaroo with the gf last night..... Lasted 20seconds before I couldn't hold on any more

by ArchN3m3sis July 15, 2023


Pre-sexual

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024


Sexual Ecstasy

Is actually defined by an unexplainable sensation that takes a toll on someone’s physiological, and physical well being even spiritually in many cases, but only a selective few knows how to unlock this achievement.

The first time I experienced sexual ecstasy i passed out due to him being in overdrive of transferring his love, energy, frequency, and aura to the point it overwhelmed and over powered me in every way possible even physically due to the friction of his movements the pressure and pleasure being too much for me to handle.

by She loves being kinky December 17, 2024