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When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Very similar to "CPT", but, waaaaaaay slower and without the attitude.
Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
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Dama Time are the two words that come to mind when you think of the amazing Dama and when Dama gets hot we all know what time it is
You know what time it is?
It is DAMA TIME
When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.
" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."
Synonymous with ‘period of time’, but far more dramatic.
A long ass time.
That we have to sit out here and wait a long periolodically time.
They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence
John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”