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A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
Fisting a butt.
People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.
She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.
The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt
I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.