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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.

Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.

by Donavin S April 12, 2009


Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021


Cool-a-doo

Hood rat from the county

yo tammy's lil ass is a fuckin cool-a-doo

by BmoreGangsta April 7, 2009


ethan is cool

he is cool guy with big pp.

ethan is cool man suck his pp.

by ethan pp in mouth November 29, 2021


cool jaw

a young guy who is absolutely smooth with it, has nice rizz, and hunts milfs

guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"

by cooljaw July 14, 2022


real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable

That Bugatti is real cool like.

by Lankans July 9, 2013


Cool dog

That sayin that u say when u see an aminal like a snake or sum

Cool dog

*snake slithers away*

by Big psych January 23, 2022