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Have a fucking December

An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

Merry Christmas!”

“I don’t celebrate Christmas, but thank you and have a fucking December.”

by thatdudewiththehair56 December 21, 2022

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Dick down december

It's the time to dick down your girl all them times she done teased you and u couldnt do anything about it u can get her back by giving her alllll your inches and dont give her any mercy...beat her doonies down

Man: you know what day it is?
Girl:oh shi....
Man:yeah its dick down December cmere!

by Unknown101101p11001 November 10, 2020

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Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018


Destroy Dick December

The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.

Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.

by Substance Abuse Services December 6, 2017

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22nd December

Ayesha’s birthday!

Hey its 22nd December everyone,
its AYESHAS DAY

by nochuuucomethruuu October 15, 2019

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dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

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Dick Down December

Following “No Nut November”, Single men smash as many females as they wish in the month of December.

Guy 1: Bro, it’s finally December! You know what that means?
Guy 2: Christmas presents?
Guy 1: That and it’s also Dick Down December!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m ready for it! I’ve been waiting for No Nut November to end!

by KingTau November 8, 2018

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