Random
Source Code
Random
A Double Decker Cream Pie Is when you have two girls and you cream pie in one of them and then the cum from one pussy drips into the other girls pussy.
I gave those bitches some sloppy ass "Double Decker Cream pie" on new years.
12👍 2👎
Were you cum in a girls vagina or booty and she farts blowing the load back at you
After having sex with Stacey she gave me a cream pie blow back
38👍 13👎
When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.
"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"
When a black dude blams in two Latinas
Deshawntray made a chocolate merengue pie with Gabriella and Alejandra. Nine months later he had two kids.
1👍 2👎
The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI
Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.
Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.
My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.
1👍 2👎
Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana
damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.
1👍 2👎
A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.
"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."
1👍 3👎