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When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).
A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.
Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.
A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.
You messed up like water cooler roulette.
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a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.
literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
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Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.
Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.
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