Someone who is an asshole all the time.
My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
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A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
I just woke up with some swampy asshole
When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist