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"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.
Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!
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at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
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Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!
chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck
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a white chocolate is a person who is half black half white
white chocolate is kara
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To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.
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this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.
Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.
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