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Year Ten Kings think pretty highly of themselves. It’s rather sad really as they are quite easily the lowest of all the low animals on Earth. They’re lower than the shit caked onto the side of the bowl in public toilets.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?
Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???
The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.
Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
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A king maker is someone(often female) who pumps up a person's self-esteem so much they make a monster out of them. Victims of a king maker are often egotistical and lost of all past character as product of the incident, soon after they are abandoned by their friends because of their un-attractive attitude. King Makers are often naive of their effects and are most likely in-secure themselves. Beware their dangers.
"Bobby used to be so genuine, then he went out with Kayla and turned into a jerk. She's a total king maker"
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A guy who denys his royalty, and drives a yellow car.
Ryan is the Banana King!
No Im not, your the Banana King!
Ryan i obviously the Banana King...
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One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.
Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"
Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"
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an african american male who's body,charm,and sex appeal alone can bring a woman to orgasm
Richard DeJohnette is the only known chocolate king to date.
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To be shit
I was really kings of leon on the football pitch tonight
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