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Noun: A sexual act wherein one party defecates upon the chest of the other, and commences to squish aforementioned feces through ones toes.
Verb: To perform a hot piggy. See above.
David and Jill were making passionate love when suddenly David squatted over Jill's heaving breasts and took a massive shit. He then turned to face her and rubbed his feet in it, moving the steaming pile between his toes. "Ooooo," Jill squealed. "I love a good hot piggy!"
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When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.
Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.
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When you find a dude hot and others emphatically disagree.
My Hot Billy was totally wearing pink spandex earlier. So hot...
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When a girl is absolutely gorgeous one day, but looks hideously ugly the next time you see her.
Monday: Yo bro, did you see Karin? Her ass looks so fuckin hot! I just wanna tear that ass up!
Thursday: What the fuck is up with Karin today? Her ass looks nice but what the hell happened to her face? How the hell did she get so much acne within a matter of two days??? God damn, she looks like a paper-bager today!
That bitch is fuckin chrono hot!
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Hot pants are shorts that could not possibly be shorter -- I've got a pair of them which I keep pulling down because I feel so self-conscious. Understandably, they draw a lot of stares when paired with killer legs.
"They're -- sexy, but a bit too sexy. I don't want anybody trying to touch you, all right?" - My Mom
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a scale of attractiveness for the girls in worcester, ma where a 10 within the city limits stands as a 5.3 at best outside.
dude, i saw this girl on green st the other night. she was worcester hot.
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Noun: hot-dog
An erotic sandwich consisting of a thrusting penis between two female breasts.
Verb: hot-dogged, hot-dogging
To place ones penis between a females breasts and thrust repeatedly, thus creating the erotic sandwich known as a hot dog.
"Man, her jugs are screaming for a big fat hot dog!"
"How would you feel if I hot-dogged your delightful breasts?"
"She wouldn't let me fuck her ass, so I had to settle for hot-dogging her titties."
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