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Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021


bone block

like a cockblock, only while you fuck a girl

i was fucking my girlfriend, but my parents bone blocked me

by brick02 December 4, 2014


pedo-block

blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him

This crazy guy was creeping on Nina's sister last night, I pedo-blocked that so hard.

by getoutofhere February 16, 2012


gravponics description block

When trying to define the aspects and functioning of the gravponics system it gets denied, blocked, and unpublished on urbandictionary.com.

Even though i am clearly describing it in a clear manner and referencing other gravponics related articles, the information that i am trying to describe just wont get published. It is a real thing that is getting blocked no matter how i am describing it. I see alot of words on here that are fabricated and they get approved. To deny even this definition is to say its not happening is the essence of the gravponics description block.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013


Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020


Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.

I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.

by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019


Not Block

Being stuck with somebody that is relentlessly hitting on you, while a friend or group of close friends is nearby ignoring your need for intervention.

She wouldn't leave me a lone. Thanks a lot---you guys totally not blocked me.

by falsenorth May 2, 2010