Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

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how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

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You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

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duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

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i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

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