Odeley

Hey, its the hood type of shooting, watch out. Glocks are mostly used for the "odeley" Sounds like a dance move made by a mexican.

HEY HOMIE, WAT YOU SAY? IMA DO THE ODELEY ON YOUR ASS

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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

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Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

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egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.

Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.

Scholastic Bookfair

A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like

Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!!
Johnson: Im going for the lego books!

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