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In BDSM, the ultimate power-trip sexual position for the alpha male. Named after the Egyptian pharaohs, who were worshipped as livings gods, and also because of the triangle shape of the sexual position; the top of the pyramid being the leading man’s penis. The position requires 4 people - an alpha male, a submissive girl, and two submissive males. The act consists of the two submissive males lying on the floor, on their backs, usually with only their heads protruding from underneath the foot of a bed, looking straight up. The female will kneel on the bed with her face down and ass up ready to be taken from behind. The alpha male stands barefoot on the faces of the two submissive males (one foot on each face; heels to foreheads) while fucking the submissive girl from behind. The stance signifies the alpha male's undisputed dominance over other males and his mastery of women. The feeling of the faces of other people under your feet, being used as your floor and fuck mat, while a submissive girl obediently presents herself for your pleasure is the ultimate power trip – you’re now a living god.
You two, down on the floor, you on the bed. I feel the need for a pharaoh fuck.
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Short version of the phrase shut the fuck up
Best used when you emphasize the word fuck
This is usually uncalled for and random.
Bob: Bro, I got my new car today, want to..
Juan: The FUCK up!
Bob: You dick :-(
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When a man inserts his penis between a woman's thighs, just under her vagina and fucks her thighs till he cums. This can be done in many different positions, like: the woman bends over the bed, face to face, or when the woman has her back to the man. This is a very nice sexual act since, a woman's thighs are really smooth.
I inserted my cock between her smooth thighs and started to move in and out of them. They we SO SOFT AND SMOOTH!! I was behind her, so when I came, she put her hands over my cock and let me cum on her hands. Then she licked my cum off her hands.
A few minutes after I thigh fucked her again and again.
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When someone fucks up something simple but fucking dies.
“ retard Nathan couldn’t find his car and fucking dies”
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1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.
2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."
2. J: "Wassup Dre?"
Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."
J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"
(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
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1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.
"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"
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When your friend decides to do i like your cut G with a pinch of disinfectant in his hand and you know you’re fucked.
Friend*with disinfectant in his hand*:„I LIKE YOUR CUT G!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”
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