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Post clapping dat ass, for finishing move follow suit:
1.) Any safe room that one would inhabit during a severe storm. ( basement, cellar, or bathroom)
2.) 3 to 4 drum fans blowing on max set up in cyclical patterns to create optimal vortex.
3.) Postion self in front of one of the drum fans, place partner in vortex opposite of you.
4.) Bust that nut into fan vortex and watch it fly. Thus performing the NASTY T-STORM
5.) Recipeint should be fully doused in ejaculate as if they just got caught I'm a t storm of cum.
ENJOY RESPOSIBLY
PS- invite the boys over to increase the storm load.
Mark took Cathy home for a night she would never forget. The night she experienced the Nasty T-Storm
Condition are perfect for a Nasty T-Storm
A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.
"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy
"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy
"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy
"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.
"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"
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hoot raht for the champs the fenomenal fireflies!! hoooooootttt rahhhhhttttt!
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A person of faith who loudly proclaims their religious beliefs by displaying religious tee-shirts, stickers, or bumper fish.
“Last year Greg was a goth. This year, he’s a total t-shirt Christian.”
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A phrase popular in the LGBTQIA+ community to refer to trans men or transmasculine nonbinary individuals who adopt a more confident and exuberant demeanor once they start transitioning.
Sometimes t-boy swag is used in a light hearted, tongue in cheek way to describe a stage where trans masculine folks are new to presenting masculine and still finding their style.
"Elliot page is so hot, I love his t boy swag"
"Look at that handsome short king in the button up shirt and backwards hat - hes got t boy swag"
"Since Kai started T he's developed some real t-boy swag, he is so much more confident"
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When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.
Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies
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