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Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017


YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE

Are you thinking "WHAT I AM THINKING"
ASSWH0L3

Tender loving care to "ANY ASSH0OLE"

See that LITTLE B0Y is the DUKE 0F WINDS0R as EAT THEIR FARTS as they are going through the GL0RY H0LES in the REDW00D TREES where YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE which is they "OWN YOUR ENTIRE SMELL" as watch that C0CK on the SCREEN and no touching anymore OR ELSE you will really PISS 0FF those BABIES, LITTLE B0YS and LITTLE GIRLS as guess what "THEY ARE YOUR 0WNERS" ANAL ALAN and they are always TRUTHFUL as they don't " N0 BETTERS".

OK, it is YOUR = ASSH0LE = ASSHOLE opening and closing as you RIM RIM RIM ...IN and lose EVERY ONE ANAL ALAN of your SEXUAL WHIMS.

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 18, 2022


asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.

Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."

by Lanky Cougar July 30, 2017


Brute Force Asshole!!

You know who are they are!!!

That Brute Force Asshole!! is everywhere!

by The 13th Captain December 19, 2020


DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021


Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 7, 2022


Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter

by CuppaDoe June 13, 2024