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A black female giving birth to an albino child
Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
CAT PISS...
Oi faaark your pussy just dribbled MEMESEICO on my couch...
Mans prized meat rod his penis.
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
A slut, skank or hoe native to the country of New Zealand.
Tourist 1: those aotearoa sluts are so quick to take the dick that they should have named it AOTEAHOA..
Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).
Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?
A half cast with black and white parents
Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.
Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.
Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL
A rare super strain of sexually transmitted infections acquired from a single sexual encounter
Mate1: OI I dipped my diddle in Ashley at the party on Saturday and now my junk looks like a sunburnt slug with conjunctivitis...
Mate2: Shit mate sounds like you got GONOSYPHIHERPEAIDS