1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
To leave for a long period of time.
Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later
David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch
When david talks you just say shut up fatty
Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends
Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.
"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."