Light candles

Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"

David

To leave for a long period of time.

Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later

Camo hoodie

A ultimate source of power and comfort, looks pretty cool too.

Person A: "Hey, look at Person C, their looking pretty cool."
Person B: "They look awesome!"
Person C: *Is wearing a camo hoodie.* "I AM ALL POWERFUL!"

Moronberg

A combination of Moron and the alias of Walter White from the hit show Breaking Bad, Heisenberg. It is used to insult someone's intelligence.

Person A: *Cooking grilled cheese without the cheese*
Person B: "Look at Person A, he's such a Moronberg.
Person C: "I know right."