when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)
Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet
Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!
Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?
Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.
A woman who behaves in a trashy/ghetto manner behind closed doors or when confronted, but and is also secretly living with her lesbian lover and telling everyone they are just friends who live together. The ghetto attitude is only to hide their truth.
This ghetto dyke next door needs to move away because I ain’t interested or intimidated.
Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there
ghetto resident that rarely leaves his block or immediate area. Always returns home to roost.
Where is your accomplice Tyrone?
" Tyrone?! ,hell on his block. He's a real ghetto bird, bet his ass warming the stoop now...Florida Ave."
Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”
Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.