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Love your hair, hope it wins
Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.
Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.
When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.
Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.
Sometimes painful
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going overboard with effort or giving more effort than is required for a simple task
wow you really let your hair down today at noon ball, i think you actually killed a guy
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When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
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That trendy hairstyle in which young sloots give themselves a pompadour.
Amy's trashy new ways were accompanied by sex pants and fuck me hair.
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pov: wow amity is so hot she looks like a cotten candy haired godess
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The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
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