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a prank you pull on your friend while he is sleeping. you poop on his head or noggin so he well wake up with a big pile of poop on his face and everyone can get a good laugh.
man dylan fell asleep early so im going to go give him a poop noggin
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There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
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when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger
your poop nostril is over the edge today
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Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.
Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.
Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.
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Inserting a finger in to someone's anus, then inserting it in their mouth.
I gave Janna a poop hook last night and it was awesome.
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A poop that brings itchy, burning and irritating sensation to your butt hole while you are taking a dump.
- Why do you keep touching your ass?
- I took a poison poop this morning so it is burning like hell now!
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Similar to "puke and rally". The energized feeling one gets post-defecating. Typically results in a better mood and increased stamina to accomplish the events that follow.
Did Joe just pull an irish goodbye?
No, I think he went to poop and rally. He said he was really struggling to move around.
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