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When two people have anal sex in public, the bottom wears a bird costume and caws like a bird and the top plays Pokémon go
I managed to evolve three of my Pokémon while doing the Bowling Green Bird Tamer
Phrase used when expressing disbelief or dislike for a given situation. As in, "Why is this happening?"
Born from a third grader's art project. The children were asked to write a story that corresponded with a picture they were given. This particular picture was of a man standing near a flock of birds taking off into flight. The child's story included the phrase, "What's up with those birds?"
Did you hear that we won't be able to use the Arts/Humanities Bridge for the next six months? What's up with those birds?
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A insult usually said to a older person or a Boomer. It is because old people are known to feed birds in a park.
UncleKenroy from Twitch was scolded from elderly person for streaming.
Unclekenroy: Ok Boomer Go Feed Some birds.
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Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.
Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.
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"A bird has many eyes" is a saying which is mostly found in UK culture. A bird can see from the sky and the ground. It refers to situation, which can be interpreted in many ways. The perspective is crucial. The angle one might look at a problem, etc.
Timmy:I believe McCarthy is too old to be top dog
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion
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The feeling after Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years where you feel obese after eating a ton from the parties and the festive food you consume. Don't worry, probably 300+ million people in america feel like stuffed birds.
Man I should have not quit my job. I would of been able to afford the gym, but i end up feeling like a stuffed bird. No egg nog for me, its time to eat apples!
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A loud, smelly fart.
John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!
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