An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.
Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'
A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.
Banner James jacobs has never been laid
A fat man who doesn't need consent from little girls to have a good time
Girl : Mommy who is that?
Mom: That's a Jacob Sporio, stay away from his below the belt technique
A crazy awesome person who is uber cool and created the word omega10!!!!!!!! He is sexy and has a huge dick. Doesnt waste himself on ugly chicks. Stares at girls and doesnt deny it. Also very crazy and awesome. Has amazing Bro flow!!!!
"Did you finaly do the tripple back off tommys roof"
"Ya brah i Ben Jacobs It yesterday"