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When having a face to face with someone and you notice only one eye is looking at you, the other seems to wander off. Maybe it notices something else going on...that's a Creapin Jesus!
Me: "Dude, I can't tell if he's looking at me or not."
Shawn: "Yea, that's a Creapin Jesus."
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An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.
It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.
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when some one dies and then comes back to life again.
ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!
kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!
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For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.
"Jesus Hank Christ! Nick wont stop peeping."
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The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
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What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!
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